John Saunders

Autobiography
Early Life

I was born on May 18, 1934 in Ashton-under-Lyne, Lancashire, England. My father, Harry was a bank clerk, my mother, Mildred (nee Holcroft) an accounting machine operator. I have two brothers, Keith and Philip. The family first lived in the same block in Ashton-under-Lyne as my paternal grandparents, but were moved by the bank across Manchester to Worsley at the outbreak of World War 2. I was a precocious boy, and was expelled from pre-school for telling the teacher what she would teach next. I showed early a bent for making things when I selected a Meccano construction set rather an offered toy fort with soldiers. One of my favorite books was titled "101 things a boy can make". I again got in trouble in both elementary schools although I was second in the school in scholastic achievement. I developed a dislike for female teachers who seemed to me to favor girls. Fortunately I won a scholarship to Manchester Grammar School which employed only male teachers. I there selected the science path rather than humanities. I was not in the first rank in this school which was exclusively for high achievers, and studied hard, eschewing most social life and avoiding girls, whom I considered a waste of time and money at this stage of life. I did well in the General Certificate of Education and went on to the additional three years for those destined for university. I also did well in the Advanced Certificate of Education, being awarded a State Certificate, which later provided for my University expenses and some living money.

Nudity

One of the peculiarities of Manchester Grammar School was to influence me throughout my life. Since it is a boys-only school and had an indoor swimming pool, it was mandatory to swim nude. I therefore lost my shyness, and slept nude all the rest of my life.

Religion

My parents, like most of my relatives, were Wesleyian Methodists, and I was obliged to attend services and Sunday school. However, I have always had a bent for logical thinking, and so got disaffected by religion from an early age, especially for the minister's penchant for parables, which seemed to me not to follow at all. I therefore ceased going to church as soon as I was old enough to defy my father. I have remained an atheist for the rest of my life, and so saved a lot of money.